So tonight was interesting. I had a conversation with a 72-year old woman about her husband's erectile difficulties.

Now, how many times in your life will you hear that sentence?

She said:

"Yeah, I don't know about that Viagra. They gave it to my husband and it didn't work. He's still... (makes a floppy motion with her hand). No, it didn't work."

Sometimes, working at a liquor store is just... weird.