Reason #167 why BOYS ARE DUMB:

I came home from school today, determined to take a nap. I lay down and slept for about an hour. Then I got woke up by Lori, who told me that Heather was downstairs crying.

I ran down there, fearing the worst. But here's the deal. She went to go see her boyfriend. She went into his apartment and found him in bed with another woman.

BOYS ARE DUMB. The end.