People I'm obsessed with:

1) John Cusak

2) Edward Norton

3) Tim Armstrong

4) Art Alexakis

5) Bryan

6) Joey

7) Dickface (a.k.a. The Dreaded Ex)

8) Doug Weight

9) Kirk Maltby

10) Tim Robbins

This is really just a list of people I've got to stop writing, thinking, and daydreaming about.

I've got to get a hold on reality and wake up to the smell of fresh anxiety and disappointment cooking in the kitchen of life.

Maybe that should've been my New Year's Resolution...