Life is good, except I'm sick and let me just say this:

Fucking with people on AIM has got to be the funnest thing in the world. Tonight, this one kid said Lori was annoying, so I took over and started saying all these things about how he likes to take it up the ass while eating chocolate covered cherries and how I'm a hermaphrodite and all that. It was great. Then, Fatty started doing it. We were messing with this kid for like an hour and got blocked on two different screen names.

Ah, it doesn't get better than fucking with people. Especially little bitches like the kid we were fucking with.