T.T. fell down the stairs like so many old ladies screaming, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" And I would've laughed my ass off, had she not been pregnant. So instead, when I got the call, I freaked out and went into work to cover her shift, as I will do tomorrow.
This, I didn't have a problem with. The problem arose when I got to work and saw a Caesar salad on the counter. It looked very good, because I like food. Especially chicken, which was in this particular salad. But some fucking bastard left it out all day, so I had to nobly decide not to eat it, seeing as I can't have food poisoning because I have to work tomorrow.
I will gladly accept any charity salads sent to:
Stanley's Market
25000 Telegraph
Flat Rock, MI
48134
I await your kindness. Thank you.