My top five thoughts for today:

1. I could get into some real trouble with a real credit card.

2. I like the way he smells. In fact, I like the way we smell together.

3. I need to get a job where the drunk:sober people ratio is much lower than my current place of employment.

4. I need to get some shit out of my head. How many times can you actually think about the same thing before you can't stop yourself from blowing your own head off?

5. I need to find out a way to actually get to sleep at a decent hour.

Other than that, life is peachy.

By the way, the new word is "wanker". It's fun. Try it out.