I tried to dye my hair dark brown, NOT BLACK, because I wanted dark hair but I did not want to be a wannabe goth kid.

I bought a hair dye called Espresso. Is Espresso black? I don't drink much coffee, but I do believe that espresso is a dark brown color.

I was excited, because I could have my non-orangey red hair and not be a wannabe goth kid.

I now have hair so dark that unless you look reeeeealllly close, it looks black.

God damn you, Feria Hair Dye. Fucking bastards.