My dog still eats puppy chow. He could probably eat the whole country of Canada if he wanted, with how destructive he is. But he still eats puppy chow.

I have been watching TRL as of late. And you cannot believe how pathetic that makes me feel. This could possibly be used as blackmail for me. I probably shouldn't have written that out, but whatever.

People that go on blind dating TV shows are not looking for love. They're looking for an offer to do a porn film.

The girls from work and I have a problem. We're addicted to the strip club. Every week, on Wednesday or Thursday, we've been crossing the border and going to Danny's. It really is sad. We know everybody by their names now, although that's just their "stripper names". How do I know this? Stripper Jay, a.k.a. Gage.

Is there a stripper addicts annonymous? I hope so, for our sake.